Are you a newb?
Do you constantly need assistance?
Are there times where you wish you could just do more, but can't?

Our twelve step denewbification process will have you back in shape in no time!

Step 1: Admit you are powerless over your n00bliness - that your life has become unmanageable
Step 2: Come to believe that a Power greater than yourselve could restore you to sanity
Step 3: Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of God as we understood God
Step 4: Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself
Step 5. Admit to God, to yourself and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
Steo 6: Are entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character
Step 7: Humbly ask God to remove our shortcomings
Step 8: Make a list of all persons you have harmed (such as your friendly technical support agent,) and become willing to make amends to them all
Step 9: Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
Step 10: Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong promptly admit it
Step 11: Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out
Step 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs

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